chuck norris > girls

lol. i just got out of a horrible relationship! but those are for sissies and wimps (if you are one of theseee, stop readin this blog-- u might contaminate it). anywho, herr name wuz sabrina and she liked hunting and basketball, but she also like starbucks (da feminine version of coffee), so i told her to get her ugly butt outta my tricked-outt apartment!!! good riddancee. now im goin out for a pioker game