russel buford: a day in the LIFE!

Wowowwwww..... wat a DAY!!! it shure is crazay when ur relxain with friends and fam, and a twister of fate comes ramblin down da path!! watz a man 2 do???? well, i was just tomfooling around with my buddy samson (a true man, u dont wanna mmess with him if u like yer body intact) and we were scheming a way to scare all of the random goblins and ghouls that tramps around my front yard at 12:08. we went to this website forr some manly inspiratiiomn: http://artofmanliness.com/2008/10/26/8-ways-to-scare-the-heck-out-of-kids-this-halloween/ wowww.... ok..... so after dat, thiss lady comes a-knockin on my front door and shes selling avon products!! ON THE PORCH OF A MANLY HOMESTEAD???? yea, well i gave her a peice a my mind! and then she called da police..... (crazy, i know) but when i told him da story, he listened with his ears open and gave me a peice of beef jerky.